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    I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends

    Like it seems like some people just somehow

    Fall into relationships just like

    Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me

    Is that how you do it

    (Source: thespacecoyote, via wyssakins)

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