December 2011
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
Anonymous asked: WHY DO YOU HATE EVERYTING
Reblog if you're willing to answer anything that...
someone: stop saying sorry.
me: sorry.
Respect old people. They graduated highschool...
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new year's eve 2008: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2009 is better
new year's eve 2009: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2010 is better
new year's eve 2010: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2011 is better
new year's eve 2011: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2012 is better
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
