My name is Mary.
I have a canary.
His name is Gary.
THE. END.


Disclaimer: I do not actually own a canary.

 

always-hex-cetera:

I think the only consistent punctuation on this site is the exclamation point in panic! at the disco

(Source: little-socialist-robot)

femifeisty:

monsterstrongpiercing:

The Selfie (x)

Mother Fuck yes!! Plus I have a ton of good looking friends. I love when Ya’ll show me your mother fucking mugs.

I can’t google how my fiends look today. I wanna see selfies and I wanna see them all the time. 

(Source: anklbitrs)

heartofhaute:

Peacock Royale has returned in the classic Aline Skirt!  Shop American Made retro fashions at Heart of Haute
Modeled by teerwayde

heartofhaute:

Peacock Royale has returned in the classic Aline Skirt!  Shop American Made retro fashions at Heart of Haute

Modeled by teerwayde